-Alfred Lord Tennyson
last night I had a dream
I was waiting for Sherlock series 3 to start
and it opened with Party Rock Anthem
and John was just in the music video singing
“Sherlock come back to our flat tonight,
You can keep all the body parts you like.
Moriarty made you lose your mind
But I just wanna see you (come back)
Everyday I’m suffering.”
And then shuffled, and then the credits rolled.
I woke up crying and laughing.
(p.s. someone needs to sing that parody)
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
hvns:
in some alternative universe your favourite celebrity is blogging about how perfect and gay you are
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit

I just feel so angry, all the time. What if after everything that I’ve been through, something’s gone wrong inside me? What if I’m becoming bad?