“I want to pay tribute to Sir Lancelot. We owe him a great debt. It is not just his deed that we’ll never forget. It’s his courage. His compassion. His unselfish heart. He was the most noble knight I’ll ever know. He gave his life for all of us.”
"I haven’t had that much trouble coming out since 1997." (x)
Harry is Tumblr.
I think Harry is actually trying really really hard to refrain from cockblocking
this is what happens when a fandom is left dry with no new books or movies
YOU STAY THE FUCK BACK, POTTER. CAN’T NOBODY EVEN TALK ABOUT GODDAMN TOOTHPASTE WITHOUT YOU THROWING YOURSELF INTO THE MIX.
The boy who cockblocked. The cockblock who lived.
YOU HAD ONE JOB, HARRY. IT WASN’T TO COCKBLOCK. IT WAS TO SAVE THE FUCKING WIZARDING WORLD. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MUCH FUCKING FASTER YOU COULD’VE DONE THAT SHIT IF YOU DIDN’T DEVOTE SO MUCH GODDAMN ENERGY TO COCKBLOCKING THE GINGER AND THE GENIUS? GODDAMMIT POTTER.
IT’S LIKE HIS GODDAMN EYES ARE A FUCKING COCKBLOCKING LASER.
SHIT, POTTER, YOU WANNA NOT BE AN ANGST MONGER FOR LIKE, A HOT FUCKING SECOND?
YOU SHOULD BE USED TO ALMOST BEING MURDERED BY NOW.
LET THESE FUCKERS ENJOY BEING ALIVE FOR A SEC, OKAY?
Whenever Draco and Harry trying to flirt and eye-fuck, Ron or Hermione will always be here to cockblock.
OH MY GOD
NO FUCKIN WAY
New York. The city of a million stories. Half of them are true, the other half just haven’t happened yet.
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there