factaffliction:

pain-in-the-cas:

#for some reason i thought this said ‘king of the crosswords’ #so now i’m picturing crowley doing the NY times crossword every sunday #IN PEN #and sam calls him sometimes #and is like ‘I COULDN’T GET SIXTEEN DOWN’ #and crowley’s like ‘the answers hephaestus you moose don’t you know your greek gods’ #and hangs up on him 

(via coffeeandcheesecake)

HEAD CANON ACCEPTED

Nothing’s undefeatable.

gif request “demon!Dean” —-> [ 3x10 - “Dream A Little Dream of Me” ] 

deanisanactualprincess:

cassjaytuck:

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP WRITING AN ESSAY THAT I SHOULD’VE STARTED THREE WEEKS AGO

am i the only one who heard that as a parody of some nights instead of just reading it

guy: periods arent that bad you're overexaggerating
me: i will bleed on everything you love

alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

Sit back down, I was talking about military time.

heartsafool:

sundaystorms:

‘Because being with Zoe Hart made you better. Just as you made her better.’

#the most beautiful friendship on this show omg #they call each other on their shit but also support each other in the most sincere way #I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH THANK YOU SHOW FOR GIVING THEM TO ME

drewvansexy:

Ezra/Toby AU (Part 2) → requested by prettylittlekittycat

When Spencer figures out what’s been going on between them, Toby breaks things off with Ezra… Heartbroken, Ezra begins to take interest in Wren, and Toby is forced to realize that he’s made his biggest mistake. Part 1

 #hahaha
 #ouat

heytherefinnickodair:

when they finally explain clara they should name the episode “the clarafication”

"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."

—A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via 3hanna)

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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