the fact that ellen doesn’t have to insult celebrities to be funny makes her 500% more amazing then she already is
LUPITA WON AN OSCAR IM SOBBING IM SO HAPPY DONT SPEAK TO ME IM GONNA CRY
LOOK AT BEN HE’S SO HAPPY IM SOBBING
love how meryl grabbed jlaw like come here girl we’re taking a selfie
There are three things that the Harry Potter fandom seems to universally agree upon:
1. Umbridge is awful
2. Maggie Smith is a perfect Professor McGonagall
3. Everyone should be at least slightly bothered by DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Forth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
im still pissed that jonah hill wasnt nominated for his multi dimensional portrayal of jonah hill in this is the end
if I was that pizza guy id drop down in front of Leo and blow him so fucking hard